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Stephen S.'s avatar

Imhotep is here to send the Plagues of Egypt upon the world.

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TnDoc's avatar

Brilliant!

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SpartaCuse's avatar

Good one

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Kevin Knapp's avatar

Yes this!

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Steve's avatar

You still have money to be here …

in this bar?

My work isn’t done!

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Bosco's avatar

Useless eater! Why won’t you die already!

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Dan G.(North Tampa)'s avatar

He is about to ass fk me

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Russell Park's avatar

I have no idea but if he gives you something to drink don't drink it.

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Duke's avatar

You fools have no idea what's going on. And sadly a lot of people don't.

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Bruno Carozza's avatar

He's thinking "I kill you!".

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David's avatar

Everyone is FUCKED.

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Stephen S.'s avatar

Put 'like you' after everyone.

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Mohanish Shrestha's avatar

I'm gonna eat your grandma with fava beans

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Stephen S.'s avatar

Grandma is made of meat and fava beans can taste good. So yeah, I agree. But none for the serfs.

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Stick B.R.'s avatar

Mmm, look at the yield curves on that chick!

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Maggiesfarmer's avatar

Not to objectify curves of all different shapes and sizes, but in this case, a short end wide ass and a tiny little long end bust.

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Jack McGriff's avatar

The only thought in that snake head is "Muhahahaha ...." perpetually echoing in the darkness.

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Right Side of History's avatar

My Zionist masters are on a quest to take over the world and I’m their man!

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Robert D Adams's avatar

I wonder if they can smell my fart?

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Carter's avatar

Damn she's tight.. I wonder if she has some connections at HairClub for men she could hook me up with. I still have some back hair

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Right Side of History's avatar

Funny babes!

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Stanley C. Young's avatar

Who can I manipulate today?

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Jerry's avatar

He’s giving me the stink eye

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